Burns’ Night Special

As it’s that time of year again…

Ode to a Haggis

(c) DaveH, 1999

Mae wee little haggis

stuffed full of crap

I always did think

you were a cute li’l chap

Surrounded with tatties

carrots and swede

I sat at my plate

and began to feed

It wasn’t too long

after I started to chew

That my belly rumbled

and I had to spew

The haggis ejected

itself through the air

Onto my plate

the table and chair

I couldn’t eat it

a second time

So I moved it onto

the plate next to mine.