As it’s that time of year again…
Ode to a Haggis
(c) DaveH, 1999
Mae wee little haggis
stuffed full of crap
I always did think
you were a cute li’l chap
Surrounded with tatties
carrots and swede
I sat at my plate
and began to feed
It wasn’t too long
after I started to chew
That my belly rumbled
and I had to spew
The haggis ejected
itself through the air
Onto my plate
the table and chair
I couldn’t eat it
a second time
So I moved it onto
the plate next to mine.